Gotta Travel On
Since my birthday is coming up, I think it is only fair to put up a list of things I want, in the misguided notion that people might give me stuff that I actually want.
1. Bunches of lilys, liliums or white/ yellow/ pink roses.
2.
3.
4. Weighing scales - funky ones and not the kinds you find at your doctor's chambers
5. Glass jars and bottles for preserving food and not snakes in methylene
6.
7. A bottle of Moet & Chandon
8. Dinner at Westview, ITC Sonar Bangla
I'm turning 30 this year, so I really need cheering up, wouldn't you?
posted by Plumpernickel @ 8/29/2006 12:29:00 PM
10 comments
10 Comments:
Ok I was totally putting that shit on my Visa, but you lost at me at #6.
No way in hell.
Ps - dead reptiles and stuff ? They are preserved in formaldehyde and not methylene. Methylene is what kills all those poor ass farmers in the south when they drink illicit liquor, since their wives are too babyish to put up with a beating as a result of legal alcohol use once in a while.
Beso del Aire, pero ningun tacto
.MV
You require a sound whipping actually. Smack! Smack!
BTW, which one on the list were you going to put on your VISA actually?
All of them duh.
Please, when you are a Monte Carlese (?) supermodel you don't balk at buying stuff like bathroom scales and glass jars.
What you do balk at is buying music from poseur has-beens with unfortunate nasal hair and a fan following of wailing ovaries.
You know I say it out of love.
./MV
I might be extra generous and give you #2 as well..come to think of it I would like one too.
#7...Moet&Chandon?
Ask for a bottle "Cristal" from Roederer. Fine champagne!
BDW
umm... I'm asking for gifts, not legacies. The point being, I prefer buying the Cristal myself. There ARE limits to greed.
Alright, that's your choice.
I was planning to send you my last bottle of Cristal. I'll send you a postcard instead ;-)
BDW
Yeah Right!
You're welcome honey! But remember what I said...wait till u actually get it...It is past my bed time and I have been known to make promises I cannot keep.....
Just kidding sweets! You shall receive the holy grail soooon!
Jesus fucking christ.
Must you indulge this insanity ?
THE NASAL HAIR FROM HELL produces awful music which I shall eradicate one day from this earth.
Speaking of which, I had too much money to waste so I went out and bought a new very sleek looking black iPod nano for myself.
Flick, aaaaah.
./MV
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