Fools rush in where angels fear to tread

True. Look what I have got myself into and now that the leather-lovin' guy is leaving, I have to take over. As I said, why me? Why did I have to be so enthusiastic? Sometimes, I am my hugest enemy.

Yesterday was mom's birthday and I forgot it. Thankfully, I remembered just in the nick of time in the evening and called her up. Now a spiffier present has to be procured to ensure no EF*. Its nice to have la familie back. I am at my moodiest best these days and I can't wait to grow older and fall into the stereotype of an old, grouchy spinster. maybe I'll even get myself some yapping pekes, just for effect. My newest profession is not lifelessness but amusing the ponappa and Jackie/ jacquie. I used to be such a happening person, and now I just do not feel like being on the go.

My IQ used to be 143, but the last time I took a new test it was only 139. Is it possible that IQ levels drop? How is that possible? I don't feel dimmer, but I have been exposed to monumental stupidity the past few years, it must have rubbed off. No!

*EF - Emotional Fuckwittage