Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Ten Reasons Why Indian Women Should Reject Desi Engineers in the USA

1. Wearing Sneakers all the fucking time. Nothing screams "Desi Engineer probably working as a Software Analyst in the USA" louder than a gleaming pair of Nikey sneakers.

2. Lack of any perceptible hobbies other than supposedly cool ones. This is a recent phenomena, though. Most desi men have realised how cool Jazz or deep sea diving sound. Stepping on a cruise liner sadly does not even come close to deep sea diving and owning one CD of Duke Ellington can not be called a hobby.

3. Deeply hypocritical standards. Somehow it is ok to screw American/ "foreign" women and to view thus screwed American/ "foreign" women with "respect". If an Indian woman/ girl has had sexual experiences she is filed as a slut/ immoral reprobate/ filthy and totally reprehensible. Standards for women of Indian parentage in the USA, also known as ABCDs is somewhat laxer, but funnily, they too are viewed as flawed since they haven't been brought up with good, Indian "values". I'm not making this up, it is applicable to 95% of Desi men.

4. Very annoying food habits. Though this can be a very personal thing, but I seriously feel annoyed with people who have weird food habits and are fussy. I mean, I understand the tenous connection Indian food may have, but how can anyone look down on stinky cheese and oysters? How???

5. Being stingy to the point of embarrassment. I should club this with simultaneous dollar conversion. Also while shopping need you be a human calculator and convert every fucking amount instantly? I know most people have had to struggle a lot, but sometimes when I see people who are pretty well off round of the amount of froot-loops eaten, I feel sick. There is something seriously wrong with that.

6. The constant need to be in Indian groups and to hang out with other desi engineer sorts.

7. The Amma-Mother-Mummy-Mom-Ma knows best syndrome. When, God, When will Indian men leave the suckling breast?

8. The total lack of sexual experience. I know of Desi guys actually ask their project leaders how to er... do IT just before they got married. Which is why most Indian men are still crap in bed. Women, you have been warned!

9. The hang-ups with women revealing skin. I don't even want to analyse this. That said, I feel annoyed with Indian women going all demure and sati-like after marriage when they used to be hott chicks earlier. Who does this to them? Huh?

10. The total inability to experience and respect closure.

Bah! I could go on and on and on. I really dislike desi men, especially the ones from the USA.


At 3:19 PM, Blogger thalassa_mikra said...

#3 Have desi men been telling you stories of their American/"foreign" women conquests? In the 5 years that I've been in LA, I've only seen three desi men in any sort of relationship (and that includes a one-night stand) with a foreign woman. Desi men are so way down the desirability scale, it's not even funny.

The conversion is a characteristic of the newly-arrived, or the ones who come for short-term projects.

But to be fair, I know many attractive, intelligent desi men with genuinely cool hobbies, so perhaps you've been stuck with the wrong kind.

At 4:48 PM, Anonymous milehigh said...

random stranger here.

but thalassa_mikra, taking the average desi male, plumpernickel is bang on target!

At 10:56 PM, Blogger Plumpernickel said...

I know many intelligent, desirable, attractive, well-turned out desi males who have genuinely cool hobbies as well, this was just a generalisation of the average desi male.


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