Irony In My Life Never Misses A Beat

1. When I am finally prepared, my exams are deferred.
2. I am trying to go on a strict diet and the latest refridgerator purge spews a pack of parma ham and 200 gms of the yummiest dark bitter chocolate that I got from Berlin and had shoved into the fridge and forgotten.
3. When I outgrow a city, the city grows on me.