The Blogger formerly known as Miss Varsha

Stuff that I learned from the media in the last few days

1. Being wary of the "deathlike" energy of her name, Madonna is henceforth to be known as Esther.

2. Ella Gunderson, being tired of being "forced to dress like a painted trollop" (or something to that effect) started a mail campaign, leading to a new look for this year called Miss Modesty. Thank you, Ms. Gunderson for preventing the forced trollopization of all women everywhere.

3. In response to the report denying all links between Al-Qaeda and Iraq published by the National Commision, President Dubbya said "I kept insisting there was a link between Saddam and Al-Qaeda because there was a link between Saddam and Al-Qaeda." He is also going to stand in a corner and hold his breath and stamp his feet, apparently until we all agree.

4. The 12 newly elected UKIP MEPs have declared their intention to "destroy the European Parliament". Apparently they are going to go this by not attending the EUP sessions. The remaining 700 odd MEPs are delighted since now it'll be easier for them to find a seat.

Im going to go lie down for a while now.

Miss Varsha