I say yes, you say no

My 4 year old nephew is quickly learning the ways of this wicked, wicked world. In his writing exams, he made his neighbour write his paper. When my parents call him up, he precedes his conversation with, "Please send me a parcel." He recently chopped off his best friend's hair and literally scalped her. He regularly plays on heart-strings and tries and mostly gets away with 4 year old cuteness. I can't wait to meet him again and screw up all his existing notions.