Open letter

Dear Tonsils,

I hope you are happy now? You screwed up my trip to Geneva. You screwed up a large part of my summers. You gave me a horrid, hacking cough. You make my throat feel scratchy, itchy and achy. You block my ears. You make me sneeze. You make my eyes runny. You sometimes give me a fever and tire me out. You make me eat horrible antibiotics and even then you attack my throat year after year, sometimes thrice a year. One day I shall have my revenge. I shall rip you out of my throat and throw you away. So, if you dare show up on my vacation, you just wait and see what I do!

Cough! Hack! Cough! Sneeze!