I Love Metrosexuals

I really do. I love the fact that they can identify my perfume AND the deo I have used. I love the fact that they know more about hair styling products than I do. I love the tiny shimmy they do before they sit down to avoid crumpling of their attire. I love the fact that they've actually spent more time than I have in getting dressed. I love that they can identify the tiny inconspicuous label on my purse and on one occassion even identify the shelf it was from. Mmmm... I nearly had an orgasm. I love that they love to shop. I love the fact that they know why I wear black. Too bad they're going out of fashion.