I Will Survive

I have just returned from the Advertising Club of Calcutta's annual award night at the RCTC. I have this theory that some songs can just never be sung badly, like "I Will Survive", like, "Alice", etc. etc. Whoever that vile singer at the RCTC was, she debunked my theory. For the first time in my life, I heard an absolutely horrendous version of I will survive. This version was like tyres screeching, frogs croaking, topped with a bengali accent and a faux american accent mishmashing into each other. My ears are still ringing and I have that vile sound playing in my head. Shudder!