Baby Shower

I just saw my friend's Baby shower pictures. Her baby is due in January. Seeing stick-insect not looking like a stick-insect was funny. She has a HUGE belly. Really, really huge. For the first time, the hormones did not kick in. Was it because of my encounter with the strange brat who insisted on kicking me in the shins in the lift? Or was it because of my bratty nephew's general brattiness? Or was it because of that weird kid in the mobile phone shop? The more I interact with kids the more thankful I am they are not mine.