The Vagina Monologue

Scene: Fine Arts Academy, Central Gallery

Players: Me (P), Young pimply sculptor (YPS), Bong Mashima (BM)

While I and YPS were negotiating the price of marble sculpture of a pair of hands cradling a vagina (sounds gross, looks beautiful and rather startling), a very proper and very respectable BM walks upto YPS and with a naughty, leery and round-eyed look asks YPS excitedly, "Oi ki meyeder oita dhore aache?"

I am not translating this.