I Know I Am Growing Older When...

1. I remember reading when Mithun's son was born, and the reasoning behind his asinine name.
2. Having clothes that were in fashion a long, long time ago - wide belts, skinny jeans.
3. My cousin, who I thought was young and hip starts turning 50 and the other one turns 40. No! No! Life, where have you slipped away?
4. I look down snootily on drama queens and fire them without remorse.