Saturday, May 29, 2004

How to get rid of prospective boyfriends

1. When they say in a cheery manner that you should look outside your window to see them cruise past your house, say in a bored voice, "I'd rather stir my pasta sauce. Its a better sight than you right now and in all probability will taste better."
2. When they ask you for a date say,"I'm not into alpha one males at the moment, and certainly not into dates. Grow up, will you?"
3. When they call up and tell you about the next exciting thing n their eventless life, yawn and go off to sleep.
4. Tell them in a rather animated manner about the men who hit on you and sneer at their feeble descriptions of women who hit on them.

Heh! Its easy being a bitch.


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