Gin in the Gin Soaked Boy

I told my sister about my love life or rather lack of. I wonder whether she bought it? She seemed to be soaking it all in with a rather incredulous tone in her hmmming. I would too if I were in her place. When she said, "One of these days, you'll get AIDS" I nearly choked into my soy milk. Thats my family... Tell them you are seeing someone (Embroidery is my forte, why be satisfied with just one man?) and the next thing you hear is a sermon on AIDS. I'm wondering, will I be getting a carton of condoms from sister dearest for my birthday this year? Maybe I should start a weaving business or something?