Business on Demand

For those men whose members suffer flaccidity and who's partners suffer the effects, another invention for when the mood strikes! Imbedding a chip in the member that is controlled by an external remote control that causes correction of the ahem... condition on activating button in remote control. To come in 3 versions - Single user, double users and multiple user - depending on personal preferences and inclinations. Something tells me Pfizer should worry!