The Stand-up Comic

My little (age 5 and a half) nephew is a smart-ass. When I call him an ingrate, he calls me an ingredient of food! He falls into waterbodies at hotels and tries to convince us all that it was an accident. He claims he will miss me a LOT too and yet when I call, is in a rush to watch Bob the Builder. Today, when I see the tail pipe of his model airplane stuffed into my penstand, I feel like bursting into tears. I REALLY miss him.