If You See Her Say Hello

The problem and the allure of older men is that they don't try so hard. I've never dated anyone my age or younger simply because I find men my age so hard to put up with and I'm also never interested in anyone who I think can't teach me anything. Which is why I have learnt avoidance, chickening out, cold feet and double talk really well. When I say this, I am not being bitter, I'm just saying....

Actually, these feelings resurface only when I am faced with the prospect of doing my taxes, which I just hate.