Monday, June 19, 2006

Double Shot of Espresso

You know you're growing old when:

1. Your nephew stops looking like a kid and grows taller than you.
2. You start understanding and spouting corporate gobbledygook.
3. You suddenly start sleeping 7 hours at night and get annoyed on your sleep being interrrupted.
4. You walk down a road and atleast 5 people (kids/ teenagers/ generic young people) call you aunty.
5. You can curb the giggles.
6. You stop labeling people as "Ugly and Old" because you discover 1 more kilo and another grey hair on your head.
7. You start giving generic young people speeches on "working hard".
8. You stop retorting rudely back to older people and your superiors in your head.
9. You can identify players and when you do, you run.


At 8:11 AM, Blogger J. Alfred Prufrock said...

Players ... cigarettes? iPods? Ronaldinho? Explain.


At 12:53 PM, Blogger Plumpernickel said...

Player - Someone who dates more than one person at a time, usually just for sex or other perks. Carries a heavy negative connotation. Usually used to describe males, but could be used to describe females who act in this manner. Often pronounced "playa."


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