My Life - It is LE OVER

I normally never wear Indian clothes. However, my professional area is rather stuffy and conservative, so I normally wear Pant suits or atleast a jacket at work and formal trousers. However, when dealing with the GOI, I wear churidar kurtas so as to not put them off completely, because it is all about Le Image.

Today while returning at a traffic intersection waiting for the light to turn green, a strawberry seller says to me, "BHABHI, le lijiye, ekdum fresh hai!" AIYYYYYYYYY....... When did this happen? When did I become "BHABHI" from DIDI? Do I look married to you, idiot? My youth is GONE and My Life is NOW LE OVER!!!!!!!!!