Calling Eve Ensler

One of my friends called up after ages and we spoke of this-and-that, her-and-him, Then-and-now. Then my friend says, "Have you read that book - The pussy speaks?" It seems to be all the rage in India. I racked moi brains and tried to think of all popular playboy kind of stuff that had ever come out and I couldnt place the book. Now, my senses were offended (A popular book that everyone was talking about and I did not even know!) and I demanded more information about the book. My friend says, "That babe Shobha De even reviewed the play." I had an epiphany - The Vagina monologues.

Is it a wonder then that I am single?