Tonsils and giant orange dildos

I am back! I have put Geneva, Lausanne and Amsterdam behind me. The last day in Geneva was spent recovering from a fever and the shock of a 250 Euro doctor's bill. Also discovered I am not a fan of fondue and swiss food and certainly not of swiss folk dancers, especially when the dancers are all fat swiss hags. Work was a total washout, though it was good to meet old acquaintances again. The last day in Amsterdam completely made up for cold, grey Geneva. I loved the crowds and the canals and was shocked and delighted by the sex shops, giant orange dildos, the hookers and the free marijuana and magic mushroom shops. Sent a thrill down my brown Indian back and I know I must visit Amsterdam again.