Me the genius

In the past few months, I have learnt how to:
1. Use my digital camera and download pictures on my laptop.
2. Program my DVD player and new TV.
3. Send, use and the funda behind digital signatures.
4. Draft contracts and 'terms of use'
5. Keep my 4 year old nephew always entertained and non-bored for one whole half-day.
6. Keep my credit card history in tip-top condition.
7. Pump petrol in my car.
8. Finally program that damn elliptical trainer in my gym.

I never thought in my wildest dreams I could do nos. 1 and 2.