S-C-H-O-O-L

The sis and brother-in-law have gone to the UK for a 7 day long vacation, leaving the neph with an aunt and the 5 nos. household help. It is my assigned duty to call up the neph everyday and see if everything is fine.

Today I called up the neph and was talking with him. Then, evil woman that I am, I asked the neph why mamma and baba have not taken him along with them. The neph spells out, in a world weary tone, "S-C-H-O-O-L" and then sighs.