Sneaky Thoughts

I can never be "good".
I don't want to be "good".
Most women have a sense of humour bypass after popping out a kid.
The words "play dates" seem really scary to me. What is wrong with just "playing"?
I'm not pally with my neighbours but I pretend to be.
Why do I feel wonderment at the times that have changed when my nephew actually understands what a conference call is but I feel annoyed when old(er) people can't check their email?