Monday, July 02, 2007

More Stupidity

I just read yesterday's newspapers. According to them, the Amarnath shrine was melting, but devotees were still flocking to it. I checked out the pictures, and was all, "What??!!" The Amarnath shrine is a fucking stalactite! And people go to pray there? What is wrong with people? How can this stupidity continue all these years? Whatever happened to scientific temperament etc.? I am all for religious tolerance and you can go believe in a dog or a cat or a cloud, if that makes you happy. Still, there is something called common sense, right? In these days and times, how can one travel over hill and dale to go pray to a stalactite?

Pray tell me.



At 1:01 PM, Blogger Anyesha said...

Aha! my dear! You forget, it's just not one big stalacite, it's oneginormous phallic stalacite and that makes all the difference. Size matters after all...atleast to us Hindu's!!!
Love your bite sized observations on life by the way.

At 5:11 PM, Anonymous Varsha Conscientious said...

Uhm, didn't you know ?
And you are wrong anyway, the ice formation at that pilgrimage spot is a Stalagmite and not a Stalactite in the first place.

Not that it matters in either case, since a pilgrimage is about the journey and not the destination. Not that you would care, steeped as you are in sordid materialism.


At 10:55 AM, Blogger Dem said...

A teacher told us an easy way to remember these things -

(forgive the misspelling for illustration purposes...)

stalacTIGHTS fall down your legs
stalcMITES crawl up them

At 12:11 PM, Blogger Plumpernickel said...

Hey thanks Anyesha!

MV - Stalagtite, stalactite, its a block of stupid ice. You can go kiss and bow to the thing. Bah!

At 3:16 PM, Blogger kiwiandkitsch said...

you calling the amarnath shrine a f***ing brave plumpie, make sure you don't become the next
Ms. Patil on VHP's agenda..

At 5:17 PM, Anonymous Varsha Commotion said...

Who is this Ms. Patil ? I know I will probably earn the ire of every roaring vagina who reads this blog, but Im pretty sure bitch would've been asking for it.

Besides, theres just something so doable about those not too bright overly muscled VHP goons.



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