Perfect Day

A perfect day goes like this:
1. In the morning you get scalded by the tea you make.
2. At work you get yelled at by your boss for the losses he made.
3. When you return home with a throbbing headache, you discover that your data cable does not work and you cannot connect to the Internet another f**king day.
4. You nick your fingers while chopping salad.
5. When you put on the soup, the gas cylinder suddenly finishes.
6. When you slip into sleep, the ex calls late at night and subjects you to a full scale rant.
7. When you go to sleep again wondering whether you slept through the call you were actually waiting for (you check the missed calls and realise that you did indeed sleep through it and it is too late to call up now) you have another attack.