Once upon a time...

I used to set high-falutin' goals for myself, like "lose 5 kgs" or "control your tongue" and the best of all "be less caustic". Now that I'm older, I know better and I set more achievable goals for myself, like "increase count of shoes to 50 by end of year". There's nothing like advancing years to drill sense into one's head. Hmmm...