Is it me?

Yesterday there were six people in the swimming pool. Usually there's only one, me. In the changing room I met another member. She said that she found the gym eerie and too quiet usually because there are no people about. What? What! That's precisely the reason why I have joined this particular place, because it is too quiet and there are no people about to see my thunder thighs and jiggling belly.

Then, she looked down her nose and said, "Oh! You're a working girl?" I mumbled, "Well, thats not what I would say." Thank God the gym is eerie and there were no people around the lockers or else they'd have heard me laughing my head off.