Desolation Row

Cinderella, she seems so easy
"It takes one to know one," she smiles
And puts her hands in her back pockets
Bette Davis style
And in comes Romeo, he's moaning
"You Belong to Me I Believe"
And someone says," You're in the wrong place, my friend
You better leave"
And the only sound that's left
After the ambulances go
Is Cinderella sweeping up
On Desolation Row

"You are beautiful and young. You would have no difficulty in finding the right person."
"Can I import you to India and will you please tell that to Indian men?"
"Do they not tell you? I shall let it remain a secret then."
"Bastard!"
"Bitch!"

Somehow, I have always managed to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sigh!