Indian Trophy Wife Characteristics

1. Blonde hair, either streaked or fully dyed. For some reason, Indian men like all others, like their trophy wife, blonde.


2. Previous professions - PR, Event management, Hotels/ hospitality industry, flight attendants, journalism (may surprise you, but true).


3. Clothed in Sabyasachi/ Ritu Kumar/ Gucci/ Any Designer label as long as it is loud. Show me a trophy wife who has ever carried off a sophisticated kanjeevaram and I will happily eat a tiny portion of durian.


4. Given to talking loudly about creative vacations.


5. Flashing a big fat diamond somewhere, either on the finger or ears. Understatement, is clearly a concept not understood.


6. Always in heels.


7. Sporting a big designer bag. See above wrt understatement.


8. Always interested in art, even though may not be able to distinguish a picasso from a miro. If is able to, guaranteed to do so in loud tones, that can be heard across room.


9. Is incapable of having a sensible conversation with husband's female colleagues that does not involve maids, children or condescension.