Saturday, April 16, 2011

Indian Trophy Wife Characteristics

  1. Blonde hair, either streaked or fully dyed. For some reason, Indian men like all others, like their trophy wife, blonde.

  2. Previous professions - PR, Event management, Hotels/ hospitality industry, flight attendants, journalism (may surprise you, but true).

  3. Clothed in Sabyasachi/ Ritu Kumar/ Gucci/ Any Designer label as long as it is loud. Show me a trophy wife who has ever carried off a sophisticated kanjeevaram and I will happily eat a tiny portion of durian.

  4. Given to talking loudly about creative vacations.

  5. Flashing a big fat diamond somewhere, either on the finger or ears. Understatement, is clearly a concept not understood.

  6. Always in heels.

  7. Sporting a big designer bag. See above wrt understatement.

  8. Always interested in art, even though may not be able to distinguish a picasso from a miro. If is able to, guaranteed to do so in loud tones, that can be heard across room.

  9. Is incapable of having a sensible conversation with husband's female colleagues that does not involve maids, children or condescension.

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At 4:28 PM, Blogger kiwiandkitsch said...

I need to get back to work!!!I am begining to tick the boxes :(

At 8:12 AM, Blogger Plumpernickel said...

Pray tell me wxactly which of the 1-9 applies to you, apart from No. 4?


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