Monday, March 10, 2008

Fourteen Hours

Everyday?!?
When will I sip daiquiris and watch the waves recede?

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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Verdana is the Loving Font

I send a reminder to people, explaining all questions that may arise, only to be asked in a subsequent letter, all questions that have been answered in my letter. Fuckers dont even read what is in front of them. So I send SAME letter to them, changing the font and double spacing the paras. I am thanked for replying to all queries. WTF?

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Monday, March 03, 2008

I Know You Guys Were Dying to Read This

Things That Continue to Annoy Me in 2008!
  1. Taxes
  2. The Great Indian Middle Class
  3. Brinda Karat and other Communist Party Leaders
  4. Being Vegan. And Now, I am not.
  5. People pretending to be in control when they actually are in deep shit.
  6. PMS
  7. People in general

I Want To Be Alone

Especially when I watch movies with lots of blood, action and gore. And also so that I can eat as much popcorn and ice cream as I wish, without feeling guilty.

Yesterday, I watched Vantage Point. Now, I technically enjoyed it, but Sigourney Weaver's lost in it. I would have enjoyed if she had a more active role, rather than playing the mandatory media bitch.

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I Laughed Too Soon

I laughed mercilessly at my brother's tax cuts, until I got handed my pay cheque today.

The day I get to walk on clean pavements, minus road romeos and eve teasers, do not need to drink bottled water and can drink straight from the tap, do not have to see (for me, heart rending) children begging at traffic lights, I will stop grumbling about my taxes. Education cess! Bah! If even a rupee of the amount deducted from my salary goes into education, I would be happy. At times like these, I consider seriously trading in my passport, but then, where else could I call the prime minister/ president/ other MPs etc., ineffective, untrustworthy fools in public repeatedly and get away with it. Personal freedom Vs. a better quality of life. Tough call for me.

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