Lurkers Speak Out

I discovered this blog has lurkers! Eeeeeeeeeee.....
Well, lurkers, speak out. You know you want to!

Statistics Shmatistics

From the response of my comments requests, I have gathered that the readership of this blog is as follows:

1. Anonymous readers who read blogs but do not even have an email address. Hmmm... Hmmm...
2. People who I know who wish to remain anonymous - 1 nos.

I seem to have lost readership of the following:
1. Friends and family. Family, I understand - who are in a state of relocation etc. Friends, however, I am mad with. Varsha, where art thou? Oddity? Fickle?
2. Cousins. You know who you are!
3. Blog friends. Hmph! And double Hmph! Traitors! JAP?
4. Assholes who land up looking for "June Maliah Nude Pics".
5. The Sometime BF. If posts can be dragged in arguments, can they not be commented on? Huh? Huh?

I Am Bored - So Entertain Me

I don't know if anyone has got this feeling or not, but I'm slightly bored with work. I don't have any challenging projects right now. Lots of routine work, but nothing that needs brain work and this is the time, I get really, really bored.

So, why don't you great folks out there entertain me?

So, email me, tell me about yourself, tell me why you read this blog, and I promise to email back.

Shiny Happy People

We are Shiny Happy People today to know that we have two faithful readers. Thank you folks!

Knock! Knock! Anyone There?

It seems as if this blog is no longer read by anyone. Hmmm... Hmmmm.... Hmmmm?

So, if by any miracle of nature, there are any sekrit readers of this blog, do comment. I do know, I have driven away a lot of commentors, but I'm truly curious to know if anyone reads this blog or not.

Idiot Comments*

*I am not able to enter anything in the Title box

People seem to miss the point of blogs completely. One voices one's opinions, however skewed and non-rational they may be on one's blogs. If one reads a blog that one does not agree with and feels motivated enough to voice a comment, one should be aware that the blog owner moderates comments and will delete all anonymous comments that are:
(i) Trollish in nature
(ii) Full of grammatical errors
(iii) Based on one post the blogger posts and insulting in nature
(iv) Abusive
(v) Very apparently malicious.

MV, this is not intended for you, JFYI.