Smoothies For Dummies

1. Forget to eat fruits for breakfast - All 4 kinds. You may not be able to make out thanks to my stellar photography, but you have watermelon, pineapple, cantaloupe and pomegranate here.
2. Worry that you will get scurvy, malaria, cancer, gall bladder stones, acne everything because you havent eaten 4-5 helpings of fruit.
3. Whip out the immersion blender.
4. Smoothie time!
5. Take 2 views of your glass, just because lack of content makes one post inanities on one's blog.

Statistics Shmatistics

From the response of my comments requests, I have gathered that the readership of this blog is as follows:

1. Anonymous readers who read blogs but do not even have an email address. Hmmm... Hmmm...
2. People who I know who wish to remain anonymous - 1 nos.

I seem to have lost readership of the following:
1. Friends and family. Family, I understand - who are in a state of relocation etc. Friends, however, I am mad with. Varsha, where art thou? Oddity? Fickle?
2. Cousins. You know who you are!
3. Blog friends. Hmph! And double Hmph! Traitors! JAP?
4. Assholes who land up looking for "June Maliah Nude Pics".
5. The Sometime BF. If posts can be dragged in arguments, can they not be commented on? Huh? Huh?