People Who Should Have Swine Flu But Wont Because Their Sole Mission In Life is To Annoy Me
- Behenji
- Barkha Dutt (Yes sweetie, THATS how annoying you really are)
- Most of TOI
- Didi
- The Karats
- Most of the CPI M
- Sushmaji
- Basically all politicians who irritate me
- The fat woman who asked me if I was single because I was divorced, widowed or because no man would marry me (NOT MAKING THIS UP)
- All jay walkers
- All people who can't stand in a queue in Haldirams and Spencers
- Pretentious artists
- Pretentious art critics who write catalogues for pretentious artists
- Pretentious gallery owners who make pretentious art critics write catalogues for pretentious artists
- 98% of Bollywood film industry starting with the Bachchans.
Go on, add to the list... You know you want to!